Crazy Conspiracy….or is it?

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Weird - my central heating leak has fixed itself.

Wether it’s a conspiracy or not remains to be seen - but after putting some leak sealer in the system, the leak stopped.

Then it started.  Slowly going down.

Then it reached a stage where it would hold all week, then drop 0.5 bar in pressure suddenly.

Bottom line is now it’s held pressure for 10 days.  That would indicate no leak?!?!?!

I’m not counting my chickens yet though…

 

Should I always talk about conspiracy?

OK, so it’s the title of this blog.  But more I think I can use it to talk absolute gibberish on anything I choose.

So todays topic is……incompents in the public sector.

I.E. the loss of our persona data by the Government. 

In fairness, the Alliance & Leicester dumped lots of personal details in a bin bag but mailing zillions of details on a cd had ‘Nigerian lottery scam’ stamped all over it.

Should the top man resign?  Well, not if you were in his shoes…wife, kids, mistress, gambling debts, crack habit.  It all needs to be paid for, so from his point of view he ain’t going.  But from my point of view, a good beating with a stick wouldn’t be out of the question.

OK, time to rock on….anyone want to buy 30million names and address, dob blah blah?

Princess Diana’s death revisited…..

The recent inquest seems to point the finger at an accident.

Oh so we would like to believe.

But let’s look at some very fishy facts that remain unsolved.

- the car was not meant to be in the tunnel.  The car should have followed another route other than the tunnel.

- witnesses report the driver did not appear drunk or smell of alcohol.

- a fragment of a Fiat car was found in the tunnel.  It was in fact a piece of car that match a car driven by a famous French papparazi photographer.  The car was later tracked down to a scrap yard.  Meanwhile, some years later, the paparazzi allegeded owner of the car was found burned alive in his car, suicide apparently.  SUSPICIOUS!  An arrogant French paparazzi psyche would be of a person who cares about himself only.  Suicide would not be on the cards.  Drugging someone, then burning them in a car would destroy any evidence of drugs etc.

Sadly, there is little other evidence.

My thoughts are this

- the driver was told to drive to the tunnel.  

- a motorbike which looked like parparazzi was waiting, it got in front of the Mercedes and used a high power flash to blind the driver, who then crashed.  Perfect accident.

OR

- the driver was paid by the French paparazzi in the Fiat to go to the tunnel so he may photograph and follow.

- the Fiat and Mercedes collide, the Mercedes crashes.

I’d like to believe the 2nd story but since the paparazzi died in suspicous circumstances, I don’t believe it.

Is Osama on the payroll?

Maybe it’s just all a big conspiracy….I mean Osama did work for the CIA once upon a time….

Maybe Osama pretends to be a rebel fighting America but in fact he’s working for them.  Using the muslims as suicide bombers but in fact tiping the police off here and there and letting a few bombs go off.

That way it keeps the war on Afghanisatan and Iraq fueled.

Which is what the Saudi’s want.

And Osama is a saudi….full circle.

Gordon Brown isn’t what he seems…..

Why did Gordon Brown not get the PMship in the first place?

Try this conspiracy - he was earmarked for the job but because he wasn’t a ‘family man’ such as Blair….he couldn’t be a good role model for the public.

Why wasn’t he a family man?  Was he gay?  We know he likes a wee ’smoke’, so who’s to say he isn’t into swinging both ways?  After all the Lib Dems have already had the gay-rent boy saga.

And since his first born died sadly only 10 days old and his 2nd child has cystic fibrosis - is that maybe a sign from somewhere?

It wouldn’t be the first time someone has sacraficed everything they should be, for power.

Is online gambling rigged?

It’s supposed to be regulated - but who’s regulating the payout?

Even supposedly player vs player games like poker, it’s rumoured that the ‘community cards’ and cards dealt to players are sufficiently spiced up to keep them betting.

If they bet, they create a pot.

Then the gambling website takes a cut - or ‘rake’.

Others proclaim online gambling isn’t rigged - but my experience of poker tournaments online is that things are sufficiently juiced up to create gambling action between players. 

How to get round it?  Make sure the other guy folds and you take the money…then the software can’t deal with you in an unfair manner.

Enemy + population= war OR no enemy + population = civil war

Do we need conflict to preserve the fabric of our society?  Or maybe the American society.

With a history of bloody civil war, and probably more firearms per capita than any other country….things could get messy if citizens turned on each other.  Does America fear itself more than it’s enemies?

We looked on the cold war as a bad time….but it was a good time, few wars, no major ones anyway.  Now the Eastern block are our buddies who we holiday with, we need a new enemy.  And that’s in the desert, far from home.

So I propose the formula ; enemy + population = civil war

Tony gets set to go…Gordon ready to start….or was it always supposed to be that way?

As Tony Blair gets ready to go in June - Gordon Brown is ready to start.

But was Gordon Brown always the man for the job?  Maybe the fact he didn’t have a family 10 years ago through some doubt on how he could relate to the voters….for all we know he could have been a cross dresser.  But now he’s ‘legitimised’ himself with a wife and kid, he could well be the right stuff for the electorate.

In any case, I doubt he’ll reverse any of the disaster Tony has stored up for him…..

UFO Conspiracy

I’m going to try and talk about some of the great conspiracy theories of the 20th century on this blog.

One of my personal favourites is the UFO conspiracy.

I think judging from some of the footage of late, at least a few are genuine.  If even 1 was genuine then it would point to something beyond our control.

The best evidence seen :

- lights over Phoenix Arizona 1998

- missile being launched at white object moving near atmosphere, white object avoids missile and flies into outer space.  NASA camera used to view

- Mexican drug plane in 2003 spotted balls of light flying in formation.

- Gulf Coast videos of single ufos

It should be wise for the fabric of society to ignore UFOs which is why they are played down by Western Governments and ridiculed by the media.

In my opinion, UFOs do exist and are of a higher intelligence than us by a country mile. However, it does reassure me that in the event of a nuclear war, they’ll hopefully be somebody with some sense still left to save the planet.

Still, if you don’t believe any of the above footage, maybe you’ll sleep better….